Best of the Internet: Volume 10

Here’s the best, and worst, I could find on a work computer.

 

  • Is the world ready for Nicolas Cage themed fighting shorts? I think so. Seriously, they’re intimidating.
 
  • Louis C.K. goes bananas trying to help his kids with homework. Every parent has felt his pain, but he’s Louise C.K. so now people are paying attention to this issue. Full disclosure: I agree with everything he says.
 
  • The new Star Wars cast was announced, and nerds went bat guano crazy.
 
  • These are the top 10 whipping boys on TV.
 
  • Take note guys, here’s what mom really wants for Mother’s Day.
 
  • Top 10 things guys like to talk about. Spoiler: Sex is LAST.
 
  • 50 Shades of Grey is not America’s favorite book. This is, and it couldn’t be farther from 50 Shades.
 
  • If you find yourself in Tokyo, but don’t want to eat alone, eat here.

 

Best of the Internet: Volume 9

  • Which NFL player sold the most jerseys last year? Find out here. Spoiler: 9 of the top 10 are QB’s.
 
  • Here’s a list of popular movies that initially had a different name. Unforgiven‘s original title is particularly disturbing.
 
  • Fox is doing a 3 hour live production of Grease, uncreatively titled Grease Live (for now).
 
  • Billboard thinks these are the top 40 Girl Group songs of all time.
 
  • Here are he 5 biggest make out turnoffs.
 
  • 1 in 5 people want to breakup, but can’t afford it.
 
  • More proof kids are better with technology than their parents.
 
  • 10 little life tasks we hate the most.
 
 
  • Could you pass the Civics test to become a US Citizen?

Best of the Internet: Volume 8

  • Salon.com writer says these are the 10 most overrated albums of the 90’s. He’s clearly trying to push buttons, because they’re also 10 of the most popular.
 
  • That gal from Sex & The City is 49, and just tried tequila for the first time.
 
  • This was the most aired movie on basic cable last year. Spoiler: It’s not a Bourne movie.
 
  • STD myths most people believe. The more you know.
 
  • Which people hate the state they live in the most? Find out here.
 
 
  • Wedding gets crashed, so angry bride turns to Facebook to catch crashers.
 
  • 42 year old teacher gives 15 year old student lap dance. In classroom. She went to jail.
 
  • Some idiot is buying up all the VHS versions of Speed he can find. VHS is NOT a typo.
 
  • These are the 15 most popular hobbies.

Best of the Internet: Volume 6

Here’s the best (and worst) of the internet for April 24th:
 
  • Get a sneak peek at People’s Most Beautiful 2014 here.
 
  • I have no idea who Kendra Wilkinson is, but at her baby shower somebody gave her a Tupac onesie. And it’s glorious.
 
  • Madonna’s trying to be sexy again.
 
  • According to Alicia Silverstone diapers and tampons are evil
 
 
  • 10 things a modern day gentleman should never do.
 
  • Science has figured out why women are attracted to rock stars.
 
  • Did you ditch your diet over Easter? So did just about everyone else.
 
  • Study figured out when the “honeymoon period” ends.
 
  • 17 year old loses at Call of Duty, SWAT team gets involved.
 
  • Montage if infomercial hosts struggling to do stuff.
 
  • Time magazine has released its annual Time 100 list of the 100 most influential people in the world. As usual, half of the people don’t deserve to be on it.
 
  • Bachelorette contestant dies, and it’s not from getting stabbed in the back. 
 
 
Thanks for checking it out. Cheers.

Best of the Internet: Volume 5

  • NYPD Twitter contest backfires. Who’d have thought?
 
 
  • If Game Of Thrones is your thing, check out this massive interactive map.
 
 
 
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000 might get the resurrection it so richly deserves. 
 
 
  • 4 people at a Food Safety Summit got….(wait for it)…food poisoning. Can’t make it up.
 
 
  • Love irritating people? Try doing these.

Thanks for checking this out. Cheers.

Best of the Internet: Volume 4

  • If you care, here are the top actor/actresses on social media.
 
 
 
  • One of my favorite bands of the last 5 years, The Menzingers, have a new album out today. Check it out.
 
  • Robert De Niro did a Vine video, and had no idea what he was doing.
 
 
 
 
 
 
  • Disneyland not a big fan of cleavage.
 

Best of the Internet: Volume 3

  • Moviefone.com is still a thing and claims these are the best 101 sports movies of all time. The Waterboy made the list, so take it for what it’s worth.
 
  • The website BingeWatched.com has a list of “The 15 Most Underrated Sitcom Characters of All Time.” This list isn’t as bad as the above list. And it’s shorter.
 
  • Jared Leto and Jesus. Internet gold.
 
  • Think your families Easter photo was awkward? Check out Mariah and Nick Cannon’s.
 
  • Zach Braff ZACH “leaked” his own Lindsay Lohan-style sex list, and it’s brilliant.
 
  • Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen play the Newlywed Game and it’s as perfectl as you’d expect.
 
  • Can you guess the Johnny Depp movie by the Johnny Depp hairstyle? I got 14 out of 15. Not sure if I should be proud or mortified.
 
  • The day the music died.
 
  • Worst Easter egg hunt ever.
 
 
 

Best of The Internet Vol. 2

 
  • “X-Men” director, writer and producer Bryan Singer is in the meat grinder
 
 
  • Are these the best teen TV dramas of all time? 
 
  •  A Wu-Tang affiliated rapper cut off his penis and jumped from a second-story balcony. Enough said.
 
 
 
  • Fargo has a very successful premier. Fyi, I LOVE this show. Captures the tone, atmosphere and darkness of the movie, but has it’s own plot and characters. No easy feat.
 
  • Did you know:  If you add up all the numbers on a roulette wheel, you get 666. Sinner.
 
  • One of the best parts of being a parent is embarrassing your kids. Want to embarrass your kids online? Do some of these.
 
  • A burglar in Poland tried to hide the evidence from police by swallowing it. It just happened to be six watches, a set of nail clippers, a spoon, a fork, a pen, and several cigarette lighters.

Best of The Internet Vol. 1

  • MILEY CYRUS was hospitalized yesterday due to a severe allergic reaction to some kind of medication (insert narcotic joke here) and Tweeted a picture of herself in her hospital bed with a toy octopus, whose name is apparently “Mr. Octopussy”.
  • “Out”, has released its “Power 50” . . . a list of people who, quote, “influence the way others live.” ELLEN DEGENERES is #1.
  • “Glee” creator Ryan Murphy says the show will jump forward in time for its sixth and final season.
  • Did you know: 18% of the members of Congress are women, which is lower than Pakistan, Iraq, and Afghanistan. And sex toys were invented 20,000 years before the wheel.
  • Here are the top 10 habits people are least likely to change. It’s a British survey, so there’s lots of tea involved. Just substitute with coffee.