Best I could do:
- 35,000 people brought their mom to Hooter’s for Mother’s Day last year. They do have great wings.
- Midwesterner’s don’t need grocery stores, just bars.
- The secret to losing wight is Tetris.
- Guy tried to cure his sinus problem by slamming his nose in the door, then things really got out of hand.
- Our first ‘drunk guy riding a lawn mower to the liquor store’ story of 2014 comes from Des Moines.
- 32 pole dancing fails in under 2 minutes.
- Cuddle Workshops are a real thing.
- And in honor of Mother’s Day, here’s what mom’s really deserve to make. Happy Mother’s Day.